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🏎 Max Figures Out How To Promote A Newsletter?

Without paying Elon a bunch more ad revenue, hopefully...

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GM. It’s Friday.

It is also, somehow, JUNE.

Consider this a PSA that your mid-year reviews are COMING UP.

We set some end of Q2 goals as a newsletter.

Each of you was supposed to refer 5 friends, remember? No?

Well… you did sign a contract, but I’ll throw in a lil bonus incentive anyways…

ANNOUNCING!

(drum roll please, drum roll that desk like there’s no tomorrow)

THE MaxFindsCars.com REFERRAL PROGRAM.

Okay WHAT is interesting about a referral program? Why is it worth its own email? Is Max going broke running all those Twitter ads?

With respect to the ladder… all I’ll say is the car parts budget has been getting smaller and smaller.

But I can guarantee you’ve never encountered a referral reward like this.

SO…

What happens if you refer 5 (five (cinco)) people to MaxFindsCars.com?

You get to pick out a sticker, ANY sticker, and Max will buy it and put on his 1982 Porsche 911.

Yes, the frequently alluded to mouse apartment complex / engine-swapped Porsche.

You are effectively being given the power to make Max’s car MORE cool, completely obnoxious, or entirely embarrassing.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

Luckily some of the stickers on it are already quite dumb, so you’ll have to try pretty hard to do anything except the former.

The current, pre-your sticker, state of the window your glorious sticker will occupy.

The above is the current state of the window upon which your glorious sticker will occupy.

Your sticker can be anything - something funny, something cool, something stupid, maybe its your company’s logo, or maybe its a sticker that will troll the masses.

And yes, this car is Max’s ONLY car. So your sticker will be traveling the country… to the coffee shop down the street, the grocery store around the corner, and on occasional ill-fated east coast road trip… your sticker will be there.

Once you reach the 5 referral mark, you’ll receive an email. That email will have some more details on what to do.

BUT.

Once you’ve basked in the glory of your achievement, all you’ll have to do is pick it out and email a link to Max at [email protected]. Max will buy it and put it on the car ASAP.

Max will probably shout out the sticker addition in the main newsletter feed as well (without sharing your name and email address obviously).

That’s it!

OH.

And I know this is far more short form than the normal MaxFindsCars content…

So, I’ll leave you with a little teaser of what is to come Monday (when we will be back to regularly scheduled programming).

Ask yourself this: what kind of car would Russ Hanneman (see video below for reference) drive if he lost all but $30k of his money, but still wanted Billionaire Doors?

Find out Monday…

AND IN THE MEANTIME

Refer some friends! I’ll love you forever.

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That's a wrap for today. New Editions come out every Monday and Friday! While you wait, go out and drive! And if you want more, be sure to follow Max’s Twitter (@maxjzin)

I WANT REVIEWS WITH EITHER ‘AIRLINE THAT DELAYED YOUR FLIGHT’ OR ‘COFFEE SHOP WHERE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIT ON THE BARISTA’ ENERGY

LIKE THIS ONE

I wish you could lemon law a used car. Or lemon law someone else’s car. I’d lemon law every Altima on the road.