🏎️ Max Finds a Jeep he doesn't hate?

Gm. Before we get rolling, I was over $3k off on last episodes price prediction. I prostrate myself to you all, and promise to do better.

This morning I want you all to picture some true-blooded American imagery…

Majestic Eagles,

Barbeques,

And some GODDAMN PICK UP TRUCKS BABY.

No more emperor cars in this newsletter. Cowboy cars only.

Here we go: A 1990 Jeep Comanche Eliminator

• 🌍️ Driven around the world: 6.4x

• 🎠 Can beat 177 horses in a tug of war

• 💰️ Predicted Price: $14,234

• 🗓️ Auction Ends: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023

Alright, first of all, I feel the need to reiterate I AM NOT A JEEP GUY.

I’m gonna gas this thing up, yeah, but if I ever ‘Jeep Wave’ at anyone with a straight face, you all have permission to hunt me down.

I will not run, as at that point I will almost certainly be so dead inside that my fight or flight response will have long since fizzled out.

Now that that’s out of the way… let’s talk about this sick ass Jeep!

What Makes this Jeep Comanche So Cool?

• a hipster in its own right, this Comanche is PRE-OBNOXIOUS JEEP ERA

• that paint (HEAR ME OUT)

• you can do the most American shit ever, TRUCK SHIT

We’ve all seen this Jeep above before right? Probably hundreds of times. You always think its that same neighbor until you look inside and lock gazes with a different shark-eyed person wearing some graphic shirt with the sleeves cut off.

You could have sworn that was the same Jeep as your neighbors. It even has the same stickers…

I agree! It’s uncanny. I have those same neighbors. It is what much of Jeep culture has become.

But there was a time before, a time long long ago…

When Jeeps like this baby blue Comanche were allowed to keep their dignity, and IMO looked pretty damn cool.

And yeah we are going to gliiiiiiiide right past that brown looking stain on the seat.

Probably dirt.

Alright, let’s address the next elephant in the room, that paint…

I’m assuming you can tell from that picture, but the paint job on this sucker is reminiscent of severe acne scars.

Why tf is that?

Well, the seller repainted this whole thing with a substance called Monstaliner.

Wtf is that?

Monstaliner is generally used as a truck bed coating. The purpose is to prevent your truck bed from getting and looking beat up from tossing truck shit into your truck bed.

Why tf would anyone coat their entire truck in it?

GREAT QUESTION. I do not know, but this thing is basically bulletproof now.

When that shark-eyed neighbor distracts you with a honk of the horn when you forget to return their ‘Jeep Wave’ and you sideswipe someone’s parked Nissan Altima as a result, the Monstaliner won’t be phased.

It probably won’t even rub off baby blue on the Altima, YOU ARE IN THE CLEAR.

And, let’s face it, most Altima drivers are owed a couple sideswipes.

Keep on rolling with your impregnable paint and a grin on your face.

Last but not least, with this Jeep Comanche you (my dear dear reader) can do Truck Shit™️.

Wtf is Truck Shit™️?

• Tailgatin’

• Haulin’

• and most importantly, Off Roadin’

See the surface this thing is on? That’s a beach mf, not a road. This Comanche got across that lil beach trench no problem.

This thing legitimately seems to have been modded extensively for off-road use.

The listing mentions things like a Hayden transmission cooler, Yukon axle shafts, and 4.56 gearing.

Do I know what any of that stuff means? Absolutely not.

What I do know is with those meaty tires, sick wheels, and the plethora of off-roading buzz-word gibberish in the listing you can mall-crawl this Comanche better than any modern day obnoxiously modded Wrangler, and (in the words of the company man who ordered the creation of this beast) look “reasonable and sophisticated” while doing it.

That's a wrap for today. See ya next time! In the meantime, go out and drive! And if you want more, be sure to follow Max’s Twitter (@maxjzin)

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