🏎 Max Finds A SICK Beach Car For MDW

GOOD MORNING. Happy Post-Memorial Day Weekend.

Let’s start this shortened week off with some big news: MaxFindsCars has its FIRST EVER brand partnership.

I was not lying when I said I was gonna turn this mofo into a dairy farm and milk you cash cows ASAP.

Okay all seriousness gang, I promise I’m not going to be a sell out. No pressure for any of you to spend thousands of dollars on the Based site using my code…

If you do, however, I’ll send you FREE EMAILS FOR LIFE.

MaxFindsCars is already free, yeah, but…

Future ones will be extra free. I’ll pay for stamps and shipping/handling. All that shit.

ANYWAYS.

WTF is on the docket today, you ask?

You don’t give two shits about another newsletter sellout, you say?

FINE.

We are kicking it back America style this morning with another Jeep… But perhaps the most unique Jeep I have ever laid these peepers on…

Here she blows: A 1967 Jeep Jeepster Commando Convertible

• 🌏️ Driven around the world: 2.16x

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• 🏇 Can beat 160 horses in a fight

• 💰️ Predicted Price: $21,776

• 📆 Auction Ends: TODAY (Tuesday, May 30th, 2023)

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Now…

Okay. In one of the first editions of MaxFindsCars, I wholeheartedly stated that I am not at all a Jeep guy & then went on to talk about an absolutely a pretty sick Jeep Comanche.

I MAY be starting to walk that back a bit…

Now, let’s not get things too twisted. I still hate the modern Wranglers with the dumb oversized wheels and the stupid ‘angry’ grills…

It’s as if 80% of new Jeep owners buy the things to make them LESS capable all in the pursuit of personalizing them and making them look more badass.

But all that ends up happening is they spend ten grand on the exact same mods every other Jeep wave enthusiast bought.

BUT

this ‘67 Jeepster is pretty sick

What Makes The Jeep Jeepster Commando Convertible (my GOD what a mouthful) So Cool?

• It’s Got as Many Tones as 2Chainz has Chains

• It Would Make an Absolutely PERFECT Beach Car

• It Inspired the Ferrari LaFerrari…?

It’s Got as Many Tones as 2Chainz has Chains

Err, I guess if you base it off this song it has less tones than 2Chainz has chains… but even so!

This TWO TONE Jeep was from an era where the two tone paint job was still in vogue.

It was probably on its way out of style around this time, as the 50s had brought two tone paint greats like the Chevy Sting Ray, Bel Air, and the Austin-Healey 3000 (see https://www.hagerty.com/media/hagerty-community/5-of-the-best-ever-factory-two-tone-cars/)…

But I think its on the way back!

Modern cars like the Bugatti Veyron and Rolls Royce Ghost have two tone paint as an option from the factory…

And those are two cars at the pinnacle of automotive luxury design.

Not many cars can claim commonalities with either of those, other than having 4 wheels…

But dammit, this Jeepster can.

And to compliment the beautiful blue and white exterior, we NATURALLY…

have a goddamn blue interior too baby

I need a blue interior in my life.

It Would Make an Absolutely PERFECT Beach Car

Little, generally unknown, fact about Jeeps…

They’re actually pretty capable off road!

That’s what you come here for right, dear readers?

Fun Jeep facts from a guy that’s clearly very knowledgeable about cars, and off-roading.

A guy that definitely didn’t need to google locking differentials in the last newsletter.

But yeah,

Jeep built this thing to compete with the Bronco and International Scout when it was first released.

So even though it doesn’t really look capable in rough terrain, it was designed to be, AND got rave reviews when it was released.

REQUIRED: Use your internal 60’s TV Narrator voice in your head to read the following (video for reference: https://youtu.be/gFJnLIDqFXc?t=5)

“Off-road traction: in every respect, excellent”

"The traction was really something! As the ads say, 'You have to drive it to believe it!"

"... rough pavement ride, a shattering experience in many off-road cars, was highly acceptable."

So, yeah, ITS PRETTY CAPABLE. You’ll be able to traverse the sand like its NOTHIN’.

Not only that, but (as we’ve already covered), this thing is Seafoam Blue on Seafoam Blue.

Is there ANY better color combo for a beach car?

AND you save money on beach passes.

Why?

This thing is like ocean camo, no one will ever be able to check whether you have the $75 window sticker denoting your beach access, if they literally cannot discern your vehicle from the seafoaming backdrop.

It Inspired the Ferrari LaFerrari…?

It’s called the Jeep Jeepster, dear readers.

It’s effectively the exact same thing as Ferrari LaFerrari…

Total, complete copy-job by Ferrari IMO. SMH.

Jeep OBVIOUSLY has lawsuit here. If we have any lawyer readers here, please let me know. I can pay you in Based Supplements if you refuse to be a good person and do it pro-bono.

When we win, we will sell Jeep branded LaFerrari’s…

and perhaps we will see the value of these go up as a result!

So yeah, buy it as a beach car, hold it as an investment.

Easy as that.

And remember…

MaxFindsCars.com is not, technically, free! By subscribing, dear reader, you have agreed to tell your friends about it.

In fact, I believe the contract specifically stated you had to each subscribe 100 of your closest friends, colleagues, enemies, exes, priests, pets, & sugar mommas. I’ll have to check the fine print to be sure, but you all may as well get started spreading the word in the meantime.

That's a wrap for today. New Editions come out every Monday and Friday! While you wait, go out and drive! And if you want more, be sure to follow Max’s Twitter (@maxjzin)

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